Showing posts with label Cloaky Bastard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cloaky Bastard. Show all posts

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Still at safe distance...

It's been three weeks since I advertised a 250m ISK bounty on Cloaky Bastard.
 
Still it remains unclaimed.


Reading his blog he's had a close encounter but no-one has come forward to claim the bounty or at least try to claim it.
 
I believe this is why Prolapse was unable to provide Viking Funerals for the two Archons last weekend and his ire is why I almost lost a Jump Freighter in high sec.
 
Bob is unhappy at the level of bounty.
 
So I'm increasing it to 500m ISK (same restrictions apply as in my original post for claiming), for a kill mail AND a corpse of Zosius or one of this Domi alts (read his blog for details of his "fleet").
 
Bob demands sacrifice. Corpses for the Bob God.

Tuesday, 10 February 2015

Hate leads to...

I hate the bully type of person. Always have.

Pirates and Mercenaries in EVE Online are that type of person to me so I have an instant dislike of anyone who preys on others. It was difficult when Bex and some other friends took to piracy and griefing back in 2011/2012 but they've since renounced that so don't have any issues.

So I found it very, very hard to read the blog of the Cloaky Bastard but the more I read it the more I find his writing style enjoyable and find myself giggling at the misfortune of others.

He's also very good at taunting his readers, take for example his latest post where he shows a hanger with a value of 65 billion ISK and then he complains he has to sell it.


The Ninja Salvaging series is far too entertaining and should be required reading for new players who do search for EVE related blogs. It contains not just details on HOW you will be killed but how to PREVENT it happening.

So, my three readers, go read the Cloaky Bastard. He is a Bastard but he's a damn good writer and worth adding to your blog roll.